LoL Client doesn't me log in.
 

Keeps saying unable to connect and tells me to go to the support website, but none of that is helping and every time I try to log in it screws up my internet, so I don't know what to do.

Yesterday the servers where having problems and are currently offline, they will be back on when the problem is solved.

but servers say that they are online so wtf? is this to get me angry?

Dude Servers maybe online but at the moment login and pvp chat has some issues as we played on it yesterday were nearly unplayable so ... they diecided to fix it and enable log in

There's time for testing stuff, if you just want to play do it on the live server. They are doing their best to get it back online so you should not be pissed at something like that.

okay i get it server online but not online I got it just gotta wait i guess

Again, the "Online" status means that the game servers are up, not the login servers.