Ask Fizz
 

Ahoy Summoners! Seeing how popular this is, I've decided to open my own answer column.

And Chomper says hi.


((EDIT: This RP is closed. The current Ask Fizz RP is here: http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/....php?t=3004492))

dear Fizz,

Before Jax can ask it, what is the breakfast of Champions?

I mostly have seafood, but there are some nice things to eat here on the surface. I've developed a liking for pancakes. However, fish will always be my main meal.

Ah, hello Fizz, you infuriating trickster.

Between you and Nautilus, it seems a lot of Champions are coming forth from Bilgewater. Is there any reason you all seem to be coming now?

There's something evil lurking in the waters. Whatever fused with Nautilus may have something to do with where my people have gone...

Hey fizz, I have question

How do you dodge Pyroclasms ,Spears, Enchanted Crystal arrows, just by jumping on your trident? :O
Magic? :3

Fizz,

Down for a game of cards sometime?

The summoners have enchanted my staff to be near-indestructible, so all the attacks just harmlessly hit it, leaving me unharmed.

Depends on what you plan to bet.

Dear Fizz,

Do your people and yordles share a common ancestor? If not, do you at least find some female yordles (specifically, female champion yordles) attractive?

Poppy matches your skin tone.

I honestly have no idea about the ancestry thing. Not all my people are that short.
Poppy's too serious for my liking, and Tristana and Teemo are pretty much an item, so no.