League of Legends Community - Challenge: Make the most anti-fun champion ever.

"Anti-fun" doesn't simply mean "brokenly overpowered" or "unplayably underpowered," by the way - if Brand's ult did 1000 base damage at level 1, it'd just be OP, not anti-fun. If his ult destroyed a random item from an opponent's inventory when it hit them, then it'd be anti-fun.

So, look for stuff like:

- Abilities with zero counterplay (no warnings, no signals, nothing to tell you or the enemy what you just did)
- A mechanic that's blatantly unfair (synchs with "zero counterplay," and this is probably the "brokenly overpowered" territory - but don't just do boring stuff like "target enemy takes 10,000 damage" or whatever)
- A kit that works against itself
- Abilities that do things you would never want to do in any reasonable situation (heal enemies, damage allies, etc)

I'll give this a spin.

Garrett, the Shadow Thief

Passive: Pickpocket
Garret steals gold from his enemies with each autoattack. Steals 1 gold at level 1, scaling up to 6 gold at level 18.

Q: Steal Weapon
Garrett cleverly swipes the weapon out of his opponent's hands, dealing damage and causing the enemy to lose all their bonus Attack Damage (Garrett gains half this amount) for X seconds.

W: Steal Item
Garrett removes an item from his opponent's inventory and adds it to his own for X seconds.

E: Steal Bars
Garrett deals damage and removes X mana, energy, fury, heat or shield from his opponent. Garrett gains health equal to the damage dealt. If the resource stolen is mana, Garrett gains that much mana for himself.

R: Steal Ultimate
Garrett steals the knowledge from his enemy's mind, preventing them from casting their fourth ability. This ability can be activated again to cast the stolen ultimate spell.