Iron Embassy (Ask Poppy)
 

Greetings summoners, champions and people in general. I am Poppy, the Iron Ambassador. Even though I believe I have enough work as it is with the Embassy and the League matches, I have been... pressured to join here. So, ask away. I will answer when I get the time.

Poopy, what's your breakfast of bananas.
Yes, that's right, I went there!

Why in the hell are you harder ta' catch that a greased pig sometimes?

Do you have any hobbies?

Wukong, I do not eat bananas. At least not that often, and not for breakfast.

Ah, Outlaw, this question. There are a few reasons I can think of. I am fairly fast runner for one. I am more than able to keep up with most of you humans running in full pace. Other reason might be my size, it is not easy to catch something that is smaller than most traps are made for. And there is also the fact that unlike most of my kind, I am armored. I do not go down as easily, since I have metallic protection on me.

Hobbies? I do not have that many hobbies, I do not have that much time for them. If you count hobbies as what you do during your free time away from work, I guess you could include League matches as a hobby, but that is pretty much it.

Do you ever smile? You always seem so... angry.

Do I smile? I do at times, but I am fairly serious most of the time. I guess this could be interpreted as anger, but I am not easily angered either. Getting me to smile can require quite a bit, since normal humor seems quite ineffective on me.

How about seeing Pantheon naked? That event makes every woman laugh for some reason...

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What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? An astronut!