You just finished showering and...
 

Your last played champion hands you your towel.

What happens next?

Me: "Oh, thanks Evelyn."
Evelyn: "You're welcome."
Me: "Um, can you stop staring?"
Evelyn: *rape*
Me: "AAAAHHHHHH HALP"
Evelyn: "I like it when they scream."

And that's the story of why I place vision wards whenever I shower.

*Twitch comes out of nowhere with a random towel*

Me: WHAT THE-

*Looks down*
Me: Uhhh yeah.. your face is kinda in an awkward location...
Kennen: Yes! they make shurikens this small.
Me: Oh cmon its not that small...

Ahri hands me a Towel and I vow to never get sober.

"Thanks Xin, you can put away that spear now..."

The awkward moment when you realize the bathroom doesn't allow weapons inside.

Did he make a man out of you?

Cassiopeia just slithers in and hands me a tower. I think I might be a little scared. Don't look into her eyes, don't look her in the eyes.

I get out and I see a towel floating there,
Me: SWEET!
Teemo: never underestimate the power of the scouts code.
Me:walks out, hits shroom, dies respawns in shower.

OH GOD THERE'S A WEREWOLF IN MY BATHROOM OH GOD RUN RUN RUN RUNNNNNNNNN! DO I HAVE SILVER NO I DON'T NO I DON'T OH GOD *dies*

dude, brolaf, there's still vomit on this thing.

Lee Sin...

IM ON THE ****ING OTHER SIDE