You come across your last played champion in the desert. What would you do to survive
 

The title says it all. Let's see how creative you can be when put in am extreme situation... :)

...so hey, whats up? I guess you can't Shadow Walk where theres pretty much no shadows, eh? ...heheheh, right? ...right? ...oh, oh god, okay. No. Please, I didn't mean it like that.

...oh wow, those finger nails are pretty sharp aren't they? <:}}

DARKNESS. awesome now i dont have to worry about being sunburned. except now my life expectancy is very short.

Lux? Is that you!?! Ah, great. Yeah. I really needed MORE LIGHT.

He looks at me.
And teleports away using gate completely screwing me over in the desert.

Swain transforms into a bird and flies away carrying me in his talons. Problem solved.

Yi would just carry me on his back using highlander and when he got tired, he'd just meditate for a few seconds

LeBlanc, wanna do it before we die?
No? Okay...

I would probably be Consumed before I could get an Ice Blast.

Riftwalk out of the desert. Or get nuked.