A "One does not simply..." Thread!
 

To start off!
One does not simply catch Mundo.

One does not simply kill teemo

One does not simply chase Singed

One does not simply WALK into brush.



Edit: One does not simply turret hug against Ahri.

One does not simply walk onto the Summoner's Platform

One does not simply NOT want to nerf tryndamere

One does not simply land a grab as Blitz

one does not simply kill a "Meditating" AP Master Yi in a 1on1 battle

(you know, he's kinda annoying with that build :D)

One does not simply lose the lane against darius when playing kayle.

Unless he is AD Sion or something.