I got 999 wins, and a Limerick is one?
 

There once was a guy with a grin,
He played losing games with Lee Sin,
He reached one thousand, bar one
and asked riot a ton
And hoped riot would help get a win.

Lets keep the Limericks rolling. :D

IronStylus, to you we beckon
To play as Diana we reckon
She, fair as the moon
Skinny-dipping till noon
So please come post and check-in

So Pikachar has a request,
to play with IronStylus.
It's only one game,
to not play it brings shame,
your only answer should be, "YES!"

So I hear that my pokemon friend,
Wants his 1000th win, as is trend.
Ironstylus is cool,
For Leona he is a fool,
I hope he’s just around the bend!

This guy needs a Phreak on his stage,
To roll teemo and build lots of phage.
Trinity force will deal tons of damage,
and will make you put on a bandage,
But don't jungle or else he will rage!

So, I keep trying to do my best,
But much to my great behest,
I make lots of noise,
And with much less of joys,
Would RIOT come join my fest?

Now that it has come to day 3
And Maokai is quite the tree,
I would like to play,
For my Riot win some day,
Would Riot Please answer my plea?

Alas, it has come to day 4,
And Riot does not knock on my door,
I've been a good member,
Since '09 November,
1K win alms for the poor?

Not the best at limericks. IRONSTYLUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PLAAAAAAY!

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