Yo, let's play some League.
 

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I would but you're super bad.

1v1 me nub

But I'm busy wallowing in self pity! D:

Self-pity is not permitted. Get on.

Yes, master.

Wait...so I'm only FOURTH worst person on the forums now!?!

YESSSSSS!

Anyways, I would, but I'm going to be on the road for two hours, and then when I get to my destination I won't have a computer with League that I'm allowed to load League onto, and then...yeah.

Mebbe tomorrow.

Jayko, you are the absolute worst forum player I've ever witnessed.

But I will teach you to be strong.

Actually, pretty much everyone else has voted me better than both Mere and Chicago. No offense to Chicago. Mere admits it herself all the time.

Also, FearCatalyst was pretty bad, maybe slightly better than me.

Anyways, I WOULD do better if it weren't for the fact that nobody on this forum seems to play something besides Solo Top. I beat out Dobagoh once in that position. Then bot lane fed him...and Ursa... >.>

1. You are worse than Mere and Chicago
2. You didn't beat me, fail harder. Pushing to my tower and letting me keep up in cs with you = you suck at top lane