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The Chamber of War (Ask Pantheon 2.0)
Roaming through the hallways of the Institute of War, one would eventually stumble across a rather unique room, with a lambda clearly visible upon the door. Above it, there was a rather crudely made sign that read "Taking questions". Obviously, the maker was not too thrilled to be doing so. Upon entry, one could say that spartan was an accurate word to describe the room. The room was void of any comforts but a simple bed, along with a few chairs and a desk, and various weapons and pieces of armor were scattered throughout. In this room resided Pantheon, either sitting behind the desk or performing some task around the room. His greeting would almost always be the same to everyone that entered.
"Yes, I am taking your questions, but make no mistake, I will not tolerate foolishness, and will not hesitate to remove you if I so wish. Now, ask your silly questions or stop wasting my time." ((This is my new ask thread from here on, consider any previous questions asked unanswered, and the vast majority of interactions with Pantheon to be void. I encourage you to ask any previously answered questions once more.)) |
"Greetings Pantheon,
Your tribe is well known for fighting entire armies...but what about beasts? Have you ever fought and defeated a great foe that wasn't man?...If you get what I mean by that." |
((Odain y u Zed me?))
Arixus was the second to step forward, albeit cautiously. He thought for a moment, tossing various mundane questions about in his head before finally settling on one. "Say Pantheon, you've got a pretty good grasp on the art of war. Do your people spend time with any other arts?" He fully expected answers like 'the art of swordplay' or 'the art of beheading'. Then something occurred to him. "And you know, what do you tend to start your mornings with, foodwise?" The question made him frown. He'd expected it to feel better, since everyone else seemed to lose their minds over it. |
If you lost your grip on both your shield and your spear, which would you strive to retrieve first?
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Breakfast of champions?
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Ah, Artisian of war. A pleasure to meet such a strong fighter, your opinion on myself?
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Ah, yes. This question. Pantheon had heard of how people made such a fuss to be the first to ask the question, and as such, he already had a response waiting. "I do not require much to eat, for breakfast I only consume a few slices of bread and several slices of cheese." Quote:
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"Are you deaf as well as blind? Did you not hear as I was given that question but several moments ago? If you did not, and really must know, I only eat bread and cheese for breakfast." Quote:
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Lee bowed. "Pardon I did not hear the other summoner's question. Thank you for the answer."
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"...Very well, then. Pay closer attention in the future, I do not enjoy repeating myself. Now, is that all you wish to ask?" |
"Indeed. Have a good day Pantheon." Lee bows again and leaves.
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