"im olaf i dont need smite"
 

What do?

take smite and steal his buffs
finish with: "if only you had smite" after you finish taking it while he does all the damage

Picks Clarity to be able to spam axes more.

Dodge

Take Smite.

Steal everything from him.

Steal the first buff and say

"If I had been an enemy, you would've just lost your buff. Now, I'm not stealing any more buffs unless I see enemies, but think about your choice of summoners next time."

Or you could be a total ****** and follow him around all game stealing all his buffs.

find where he lives and fukin kill him so the world can be a better place.

it won't make a difference, from the very first buff you steal he'll hate you forever, it won't matter what you say or do afterwards

I would just steal a bunch of drags and baron and say "**** you, olaf" every time I do so

Take smite, steal the buffs, or don't leash for him, see if he can kill that first one without any help.

Riot hire this man!