OMFG I just had the worse ****ing *** ever.
 

Like is was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad...
I don't know if I can even count it as ***..
Maybe he could but not too me..


Such a ****ing shame.
The date was going so well.
I mean he all the basics covered, job, car, living on his own, was reasonably attractive and we had the prefect banter going.
We were just hanging out on his lovesack watching movies eating pizza...
But like negative sexual compatibility .

This was our "after sex" conversation...
After I realized his dick was so small that I couldn't feel shit when he had it in, I was like .
"Oh I dunno, I don't think we should do this"
And he's like "Arrggh it's a bit late"
Like all of 20 seconds.
I was so bloody awkward
I just left straight
I don't think I'll ever speak to him again...

I don't even know how fucking thin his dick must of been to not feel anything...
Any time Adam or Bryte puts it's in, especially after not having sex for that long, it painful.
Like even after so many experinces them putting it in, still hurts..
And this guy nothing...

I couldn't even bring myself to fake any type of pleasure.
He knew I was dissapointed.
I feel kind of bad for him
But I'm just still in shock..

What a horrible end to a good date.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours first

lets compare scars and i'll tell you who's is worse

let's unwrite these pages and replace them with our own words

Huh?


I think I need a good fucking root...

Like I'm going a bit coco after that...

why are random letters capitalized and underlined?

filter

ah.

Well look at the bright side, at least you've actually had decent *** with people before. Or have even had good dates, for that matter...

edit: for the sake of connection


Mere has *** with strangers
but still she complains
She gets by just fine sucking Adam all day

If head was a labor she'd slave til the end
She'd be your best friend if you'd just put it iiiiiiiiin...

edit: Sorry Mere, when words come to me so fast, I just gotta write it down somewhere =P

like an old catchers mitt....