How many times a week do you masturbate?
 

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not enough apparently, my gf says she still cant swallow it all whole. :c

It depends. I do it when I'm getting stressed out or can't sit still. It always calms me down and helps me focus. I'd say 4 times a week maybe.

every couple of days

Maybe twice a week.

20

I started when I was 4 and did it every single night without fail (including school camps) till abot 17...
It didn't start orgasming though till puberty.
It put me to sleep everynight.
I had named it undies because well at that age I had no idea what it was.

Now I don't it is as often.
2-3 times a week.

Fun fact: I have to orgasm three times, otherwise it don't feel satisfied.
Second Fun Fact:: Eleven is the most times I've orgasmed in one sitting. And im not talking the pissy little ones either.

wait, now i feel uncomfortable after reading everyone elses...

i do it about 3 times a day. One when i wake up, 2nd before supper, 3rd before bed.

Also, i have to piss around 15 minutes after i finish. no matter what, even if i piss before i start.

oh and before every soccer game, which is 3 times a week.

Now that I think about it, I think I was actually about 11 when I started having wet dreams. I remember freaking out when I saw what I honest to God thought was milk coming out of my *****....I told my dad and thus began the birds and the bees talk. I have never been the same since.

lmao, amazing stories.