If You Could Have 1 LOL Item in RL
 

I'd want a hextech gunblade.
it just looks cool and gives me that sweet CC active :P

i'd want Mikael's crucible so i can HEAL THE SICK AND INJURED.
going in hospitals and doing better than doctors XD

thats surprisingly noble...but also kind of lame :/

Guardian Angel is the obvious choice. ;p

Boots of Mobility would be great too. Maybe enchanted with Homeguard.

Guardian Angel and Boots of Mobility would be nice.. but id like a frozen mallet to make everyone slower ^_^

inb4 GP5 items.

Blackfire Torch looks so bad ass. Make any fire 100% more awesome.

Rabadon's deathcap.
Because, hats make everything more awesome.

Boots of mobility with alitracy. I will go to the Olympics.

Warmogs.
Come at me bro.

Kage's Lucky Pick.