I've been reduced to using Safari.
 

IE's, Firefox's, and Opera's flash is ****ed and I dislike Google so I will not use Chrome.

It's alright I guess.

What's wrong with flash?

IE, Firefox, and Opera use a dependent plug-in with Adobe Flash. It's not that it's ****, it doesn't exist.
If you dislike Google but like Apple, you got bigger problems then a Flash Player.

Safari is just the lesser of 2 evils.

Why would Apple be the lesser evil compared to Google? You're not a hipster are you, 'cause that is what you're sounding like.

ITT: I use a shitty browser for no reason.

Google chrome is way faster than Safari
Apple is more evil than Google
Just look at their factories in China
or better yet, go visit one

I know it is.

Nope.