Riot will grant you ONE wish!
 

Rules:

1. No more wishes
2. Must be within Riot's ability to grant.
3. No free access to champs.
4. No free skins
5. No RP/IP

Basically, you can ask, for a feature to be implemented in the next patch, a new champ, item, or simply something they could do for you IRL.

Some of the wishes made on this thread have actually been granted within the last several months or so, so give it a shot, you never know!

EDIT: Nerfed rules a bit
EDIT2: Further nerfs added
EDIT3: Added disclaimer

Disclaimer: Riot Games reserves the right to deny wishes at will, so its more like "Riot may grant you ONE wish"

Blind Monk!

Insta-win button or anti-troll/feeder ward.

This thread is now about trololo

I would wish for there to be no rules on wishing so other people could get free champs/skins.

1. Buff Heimer is ways not relating to turrets
2. Buff T.F. slightly
3. Anything related to Garen so i can see the forums flood.
4. Buff Gangplank

Any one of those.

I would wish that nobody else had a wish.

a good community to play with. unfortunately it can't happen

an unlimited supply of RP :D

I wish I had the power to have all powers.