I've decided to not poop until Riot releases Steel Legion Skins
 

I'm not going to void my bowels until Riot releases Steel Legion Lux and Garen.

It's already been over 24hrs since my last poo so things are looking grim.




Edit: Over 36s hours and my poo is starting to become self aware
PLS HURRY

Edit2:Over 48 hours since my last doo, I am in pain RIOT PLS.

Edit3: Almost 3 days, I feel about 5 lbs heavier and I am struggling to do daily activies.

Edit4: 4th day: I now know the joys of carrying a child


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Doesn't holding it in cause constipation ?

have my respect good sir

Psh I went 25 hours without going poo, come at me

No, he will inevitably end up ****ting himself after awhile.

You struggle after 24 hours?

I go for days without ****ting.

Is that even legal?

what colour is the chair you're sitting on

godspeed

I will now hold my poop until Riot Bins all steel legion skins.

It has been 2 hours, Riot. My poop is in your hands.