I broke up with my annoying girlfriend so I could play Dominion today
 

I saw the announcement this morning, and immediately called my obnoxious girlfriend up. I made up some lame excuse about how I needed some space and we should see other people, but she asked me "are you going to play that stupid game again today?" because, well, I've been loving Dominion the past few days. Which was awesome, because then I acted hurt that she "disrespected me and my interests"; she felt bad about saying it, AND I had a good reason to dump her.

Crystal Scar, here I come!

Good thing you have your priorities in order, sir.

Cool story

What announcement?

What's her #?

If she asks if you're playing a stupid game tell her the truth. "No. It's a fun ass mother****ing game."

Then proceed to tell her to respect you and make you a ****ing sandwich.

The tell her to suck your **** while you play.

Then treat her nicely and take her on a date.



Rinse and repeat.

This guy wins the internet

Why don't u marry LoL while you're at it.

I was gonna downvote, but then she called League stupid. How dare she.

Hell yeah! Who needs emotional scars when you can be playing on the CRYSTAL SCAR!

No Dominion today buddy