Riot: All support too girly, pls change, attn: Riot, man needed
 

helo riot

also helo sumoner i am orbital space jump you may reambr me for post about Trondomere and Ohri tehy are both OP but riot LITSEN to ME and NERF

i guess i am famus on the intertnet now so pls riot CHANGE SUPORT!

litsen to me, all suport are 2 girly an 2 boring, i myself am six foot 3 and have a full beard, i enjoy long walks alone, always leav the toilet seat UP, i eat bacon and american soil for brekfast and i like to dead lift bull elepehants

i canot play magical song girl, heal unicorn, naked wind lady, or purple munckin tehy all 2 boring 4 me and not have MANGRISTLE and GUMPTION. Wat is tihs game some kinds of ANIME SAILOR SPARKLE MOON? I mean look, all suport shoot sparkle and heal with magic fary wands, even taric who is malny but maybe gay?

2 MUCH SPARKLES

2 MUCH ESTRONGEN

so i design a campion his name ANGUS pls look at my comic I made 4 u

PLS LOOK IF U AGRE WITH ME

RIOT PLS

EDIT:

SOME PPL SAY BLITZCRANK AND ALISTAR ARE MEN

WELL TEHY ARE RONG, SEE THE TRUTH BELOW!!!!!!

EDOT 2:

ok some ppl also say TARIC is real malny well i agre EXCEPT he shaves his beard and taht is UNNACCEPPPTABLE, see below pls

eDIT 3:

omg I add some ANGUS FANART from VOLIBOAR <3

alistar says hi, so does nunu and blitzcrank and teemo and more

Taric ... is a man

Welcome back.

Alistar has something to say about this.

You can't milk those.

I use the legendary Jarven support. I'm helping every minute and a half once i'm level 6

Support Xin new meta.

Pink Taric is testosterone poisoning.

That being said, I approve of this champion concept. This is what we need at bot lane. Nah, scratch that. This is what we need in EVERY lane EVER.

Riot pls

Dat comic