Ask Tyrant Swain
 

The duties of a Grand General are many, but for one such as I, their completion is not very time consuming, which leads to me having lots of free time.
As such, I decided to make my office within the High Command open to visitors.
Just, go talk to my secretary, and she will write your name down in my schedule and make an appointment.
Average waiting times are between two and six months.

I did say I have lots of free time, but I won't waste all of it on you people.

How have things been, since you took power? Feeling any different?

((Power, overwhelming.))

Would you care to deliver a list of all your weaknesses and times most vulnerable to attack to my doorstep in Zaun now that you're making efforts for "public relations" as well? It would be greatly appreciated "Grand General".

-Tekun Valos

If by different you mean better, then yes.
I now have lots of people doing various things for me. That makes my job much easier.

No weaknesses. No vulnerability. Problem solved.

That's not what the Summoner Spell: Ignite says.

-Tekun Valos

I did not know Summoner Spells could speak.

Jericho,

How have you been since your absence?

~LeBlanc, The Deceiver

General Swain.

Upon death in the fields, how do you feel about the fact that Beatrice Abandons you?

Very busy, Emilia. I was, among many other things, busy ruling Noxus.
Crushing the, very minor, opposition, execution of traitors and suspicious people, establishing my superiority...But it has all cooled down now. I can finally get to our duties.

She does not abandon me, fox. She merely flies off the Field of Justice, goes around it and waits for me to revive on the fountain.