Alright Riot. After staring longingly at the Nidalee Christmas skin I have decided to take action. Unfortunately I was not even aware of Nidalee's awesomeness until after it was too late to buy the skin. Now I see it time and again when picking her and the skin is just out of reach.
So here is my deal. Tell me what it is you want. I can write you a Nidalee Christmas poem, make you some horrendous MS Paint pics of her around a Christmas tree (I am no artist), maybe a little Christmas Nid story. The best part is I'm not even asking for the skin for free. I have the RP in my account ready to purchase it. I just would like the ability.
As a sampling of my rather crappy talents:
There once was a cougar named Nid
Who always raped face going mid
she loved to throw spears
and taste enemy tears
of a funky ol' scarecrow named Fid
In time she had to go back
'Cause death would come with one wack
She went back to base
Bought wards by the case
'Cause thankfully those things could stack
She heads out the base to go play
And sees that one's MIA
She heads to the blue
Poor sap's got no clue
That's she's after first win of the day
She quietly sneaks to the brush
Adrenaline giving a rush
She spots the poor mummy
Who's feeling all crummy
And soon to be turned into mush
The battle just keeps raging on
Their towers are almost all gone
She looks all around
No enemies found
And realizes that something is wrong
The enemy's raping the Nashor
She morphs and starts to run faster
She starts to draw near
And throws one last spear
To show them who's really the master
The game is now over and done
They cannot believe that they won
They see "Victory"
And all say GeeGee
As it was a whole lot of fun!
So what do you say Riot? Anything I can do to be able to purchase the skin?
EDIT: Thank you guys for the well wishes. I hope at the very least they entertained you for the 20 or so seconds it took to read them =)
2nd Edit: I'll make them easier to find for you Riot...
3rd Edit: Wow! Over 600 views. Hope you all enjoyed =)
4th Edit: Wow. over 7k views and 80 up votes. TY all so very much! Just this thread makes it all worth it. You all rule!
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Originally Posted by Dolittle
This one will be more of a Christmassy poem...
On white snow she stands, right next to Brand, surrounded by holiday cheer. She hopes against hope, controlled by a dope who wishes that Riot will hear? The pleas for a Red to nod their great head and grant this summoner's desire. This cougar then turns to the man that burns with one single tear in her eye She knows there's no way, no price she can pay, as told by sir FlutterShy That she wasn't there to get the white hair and spend the RP to buy her. |
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Originally Posted by Dolittle
Now I think Riot is not commenting on purpose to see how many I'll write!
I can keep going Riot. Can you continue to ignore me? (Sung to Twinkle Twinkle) Twinkle Twinkle in her eye She can make the champions die Wearing clothing made of fur Season of incense and mir Come on Phreak just read this thread So that I can go to bed! =P |
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Originally Posted by Dolittle
Next...
(Sung to On Top of Old Smokey) On the fields of justice...all covered in snow There stands a poor Nidalee? frozen to the bone. She begs for her costume?that?s made for the cold But she cannot get it?.or so she is told. So she?ll keep on writing?as she starts to dread? The fact that she sounds like?she?s starting to beg. So listen up Riot?please take my money So you in return?can give me Snow Bunny! |
