I just posted part 3 this morning, after such a lengthy delay. But, to make up for it - Here's the Gentleman cameo I promised.
~~~Cho'gath and the apple, the Gentleman version~~~
Cho'gath entered the supermarket...
Cho'gath, being the gentleman that he is, went over to the pile of shopping baskets, picked up one, then casually strode over to the produce section.
Cho'gath passed the cucumbers and lettuce, eventually coming across tomatoes and apples, and was unsure which would be the superior choice. Cho'gath selected one of each, and placed them gently in his basket, and then set out to find a scale.
Cho'gath walked up and down the produce section, looking for an unoccupied scale he could use to compare the items, when he finally passed by a small section for doughnuts.
Cho'gath stopped to compare doughnuts, deciding which succulent treat to get for himself.
"I do so enjoy chocolate, but then again I do so enjoy maple, but then again I do so enjoy glazed..." Cho'gath thought to himself, unable to chose.
Cho'gath eventually concluded that he must get one of each, he did enjoy so very many foods and flavors. Within moments, his shopping basket overflowed with the doughunts.
Cho'gath then went back to his search for the scale, and finally located one that was unoccupied! Cho'gath hurried up to the scale, and turned to his shopping basket for the apple and tomato, immediately noticing that they were buried under the doughnuts.
"Oh, bother!" Cho'gath said to himself.
Cho'gath gently removed certain doughnuts from the shopping basket, and delicately ate a couple of doughnuts to procure some room.
Cho'gath, being a gentleman, would be sure to pay for each of these doughnuts that he devoured. Now that he had room to extract the apple and tomato, he placed one gently on the scale, measured its weight, then did the same with the other.
But, Cho'gath came across a strange predicament. These two items were exactly the same weight! What ever could Cho'gath do to decide?
Cho'gath decided his only option would be to sample both, and he gobbled up one after the other.
Cho'gath decided he liked the apples more, and so he happily filled his produce basket to the rim with apples!
Cho'gath then strode to the check-out line, waited in line for a couple of minutes, and paid for the apples, doughnuts, and tomato - but then, something cought his attention!
Cho'gath noticed a small box of tic-tacs, and considered the price, debating adding them to his shopping cart.
Eventually, Cho'gath decided to get the tic-tacs, and happily strode out of the grocery store with his basket of apples, doughnuts, and his breath smelling fresh and minty.
Stay tuned for part 4 of the normal story.