Tristana...
if i'm remembering correctly, she's with Teemo.
=Angry Teemo
I'm gonna die by shrooms, aren't I?

Rather then getting hot and heavy I decide to bake a cake with her knowing that the alternative, would be awesome, but would also be my last roll in the hay. Morgana ain't worth it. I'll take Average ho-hum over 1-shot awesome-then-she-sucks-my-soul-out-and-turns-me-into-a-gingerbread-man. That and she's probably video tape it and leak it to the series-of-tubes.

Akali... not bad, not bad at all

I refuse to be made into Morde's woman.

... Without protection.

I'll do whatever my manly spartan lover commands me to do.

I <3 panth

i guess im never getting away from warwick

e_e

Tryndamere....

I'ma get slaughtered.....

Maybe I could convince him to just work on his left arm?

e_______e

kog maw......damm id still hit it y not

Nocturne. Shiiit.