I would just like to take the time to thank people like Nossaj, for having an awesome level OVAR 9000!!!! Without people like this, LoL wouldn't be the game it is today.

Rubbing Nossaj's beard is clinically prescribed by doctors to cure depression, emotional disorders, mental trauma, the mumps, the plagues, fear of waffles, and nerd raging.

Side effect of rubbing Nossaj's beard include sense of accomplishment, self worth, the ability to roundhouse like Norris, and good tidings.

HUEHUEHUE I SAY UNTO THEE! NOSSAJ ES #1! HUEHUEHUE!

But seriously, thanks mate.

Can we have a beard contest Nossaj? =)

GetWr3cked es #1 n00b and hue's much too often.
I summon thee ban hammer unto thee for a century.
Dus thou liketh thee punishment yee have been given? also rhyme, trlolol

Cookie. I hate youuuuuu huehuehuehuehuehuehuehueee

Bump, all must know of Nossaj's beard.

i need help ive tried contacting riot in so many ways and this is the last way i can

im a student doing a jobshadow and want to job shadow someone ANYONE from Riot =/ please hear and see this

Contact the corprate office and have some patience besides a week.

I've tried the nose rubbing, and his beard replys with the heavenly gift of dandruff from the angels. His beard puts my beard and all of the other player support beards to shame.

Things like this make me realize not everyone who plays this game is an angry kid.