I would just like to take the time to thank people like Nossaj, for having an awesome level OVAR 9000!!!! Without people like this, LoL wouldn't be the game it is today.
Rubbing Nossaj's beard is clinically prescribed by doctors to cure depression, emotional disorders, mental trauma, the mumps, the plagues, fear of waffles, and nerd raging.
Side effect of rubbing Nossaj's beard include sense of accomplishment, self worth, the ability to roundhouse like Norris, and good tidings.
HUEHUEHUE I SAY UNTO THEE! NOSSAJ ES #1! HUEHUEHUE!
But seriously, thanks mate.