The AABC stands against the addition of an armored bear champion. The great prophet Zileas has once before given us legitimate reason to shun the idea of an armored bear and today, the day of our creation, he has given us yet two more reasons. A new survey of League players gives a resounding 10,000 strong vote against armored bears. Accompanying this legitimate survey was a statistic. All games listed on the website Metacritic that contain armored bears have an average rating of 65. That is a flat D and, my fellow players, I think you would agree that we deserve to give ourselves more than a slightly passing grade.
I call to our high regent, Zileas, to spearhead the path against the armored bear and bring this battle to a close once and for all. If we are so lucky to incite the efforts of hohums as well, he should be allowed to take a stand as our leading general.
For League of Legends, against those who desire an ursine champions covered in refined minerals, we claim Tibbers and Udyr as our figureheads. A bear and a manbearphoenixturtletiger that have stood a test of time with no plating or mail of any kind prove that armored bears are unnecessary and to be disdained.
For the AABC!
And on the same morn of our birth, the true prophet spake his sacred words.
But swiftly after the presence of Zileas was known, the advocates of the armored bear came just as fast to downvote us. We will remain steadfast.
The Anti-Armored Bear Combine
Faction in Advocation of Unarmored Bears
Sigil: Disco Udyr
Words: Against Armored Bears! 65 percent is a D.
Detail: A faction dedicated to the exclusion of armor to all future bear-themed releases. The creation of the Anti-Armored Bear Combine is attributed to Zileas' vehement rejection and refutation of the addition of Armored Bears. Zileas' own words included the statement that games with armored bears have an average score of 65 on the review aggregation site, metacritic.
Trade commodities: Unarmored Bears, Disco Udyr, Candy
Military Strength: Many unarmored Tibbers' and the almighty Disco Udyr who shall have the power to carve a swath through enemy forces with his dance moves.
Bannerman and Alliances: Opposed to the monstrous Brotherhood of the Armored Bear and lesser Confederacy of the Armored Bear.
In remembering my past endeavors, I realize that we have already in our hands a mascot that is a bear and unarmored. Disco Udyr would be a more fitting addition to the game as a bear with grooving potential instead of one with defense.