To bait me, just mention something about Dragon swain or Rammus gets all the girls.
I'll come running to make an idiot out of myself in no time!
Of course, nowadays people don't remember me as much, which saddens me... On the other hand...
Hmm...let us test this theory men,
we need a crack squad of four men who will hack into the "forum celebrity" database.
Another four to be reconnaissance.
Ten to make sure the community doesnt realize that I have elementz stored away in deadmans reef.
Five to keep surelia busy while we steal her kittens.
Twenty to keep pendragon tied down long enough for us to steal his gold.
Ten to help set up karthus' lair so his requiem can penetrate through the army's of old.
One to help kennen enter the power grid, and thus giving us a "get out of global combustion free card"
Twelve to get Cat girl ezreal in the cage while lady Gragas burns down the villa.
Three agents to bring Phreak over to our side so he may tell us how to control the straw man.
Six men to be feasts for cho gath so that he can activate the void gate.
Thirty men to stop tryndamere from going into unending rage until the great Castunka begins.
and another sixty to act as meat shields for garen in the raid.
Oh yes, and the obligatory troll busters, but they go without mention.
We start at 0800 hours, that is when operation Night Eagle will commence. Good luck ...and God speed...