Originally Posted by Soga no Tojiko

i'd like to add, if you want to talk to rickless you could always mention Monster Hunter too

Originally Posted by ricklessabandon

well, i do love that series.

Originally Posted by Riot Janook

"Why is my toaster not toasting both sides of my cinnamon toast waffle evenly?"

First let's make sure it's actually the toaster.

Try toasting something different, like a bagel or some bread. If that toasts evenly, then we know the issue is the cinnamon toast waffle itself, and we can investigate further.
Maybe the cinnamon toast waffle is shaped in such a way as to distribute heat more evenly on one surface? Maybe it's too thick, or maybe it has some coating that deflects heat? Maybe it has air pockets that allow heat from one side to affect the other?

So many possibilities!

On the other hand, if you try toasting other things and still cannot reach toasting perfection, then there is either something common about all the objects you are trying to toast which is keeping us away from reaching toasting-bliss, or the fault lies in the toaster itself!

Try purchasing a new toaster, but have it be the exact same model and brand as the original. If you are able to toast properly, then you know the issue lies with your specific toaster. If you still have issues, try switching to another brand.

Once you try a different brand toaster, if you still cannot toast properly, then you know the problem lies back with the object you are trying to toast. This data, combined with the initial investigation we did on which objects do and do not toast properly, will help narrow things down.

If you try a different brand toaster, and it works just fine, then either your specific toaster is boned, or the brand of toaster you were using is boned. See back to "purchase same model/brand" to figure this out.

At the end of this investigation, you should know whether the issue is the object you are toasting or the thing you are trying to toast with. Once you've got that nailed, we can go further.

If it's the object we are trying to toast, then we can blah blah blah blah blah.

After we test the blah with the new blah, we'll know if the blah blah is causing the resulting issue, and can know for sure that blah blah blah.

Hope this helps!