who is jesse perring?

Who is Jesse Perring? Who is Jesse Perring!?

- Jesse Perring deals damage through Intervention.
- Jesse Perring turns Morgana's Black Shield White.
- Jesse Perring outcasted Morgana in the first place.
- Jesse Perring has a legendary skin for every champion called "The Victory Screen."
- When Jesse Perring logs into PVPnet, it instantly kicks all other players with the names "Jesse" or "Perring" out.
- Jesse Perring can buy runes with Riot Points.
- Jesse Perring scores Pentakills in Spectator mode.
- When Jesse Perring hums, your latency gets higher.
- Jesse Perring turns the learning curve for League of Legends into a Parabola.
- Jesse Perring can set your carry so far back in CS that they will travel back in time.

THAT'S who JESSE PERRING is.

I heard once, when Jesse Perring Ulted as Ashe, he ONLY killed all five members of the enemy team, all the minions on the, two towers, an inhibitor, the baron, the dragon, one of his own allies (who got in the way), red buff, blue buff, green buff, the windmill, the nexus obelisk, and one of the enemy players when they respawned. Apparently he wasn't paying attention at the time.

Jesse Perring doesn't play League of Legends. He doesnt win. He doesnt kill minions. He doesnt kill champions.
It just happens.
Only Jesse Perring knows what Jesse Perring really is.

When Jesse Perring plays Tryndamere, Spinning Slash is a global.

It is rumored the abominable scroll Ryze carries on his back is Jesse Perrings birth certificate.

When Jesse Perring plays Garen and ults, his team yells "DEMACIAAA!!" and starts spinning around doing damage.

Jesse Perring 2,597 25.91%
Jesse Perring 2,307 23.02%
Jesse Perring 2,587 25.81%
Jesse Perring 2,559 25.53%
Jesse Perring, obviously 8,228 82.09%


182.36 percent

Only in a Jesse Perring Thread

Still single handedly the greatest thread of all time, obviously.

Zileas said armored bears would never be allowed into the league, Jessy Perring said otherwise. A few days later Zileas posts telling us he just had knee surgery, coincidence, I THINK NOT!