Well, bot is boring unless you have one of the banned champs like urgot/yorick who not only push bot but can just outright kill the other guy. I guess Ryze falls into that as well.

I can't believe it's possible to put so much wrong facts in a single post, Well done, you made a new record.

I prefer to take bottom most games and I usually say so in chat, about 1/4 I have to fight over taking bottom. Maybe its elo or just dumb bad luck for you.

I ask in champ select, "Anyone want bot?"

Sometimes I'm pleasantly surprised and someone will volunteer. If not, well, it's an important job and I don't mind doing it.

tell them there's candy / porn / women / traps whatever their kink is on bot lane... this usually works.

Bot sucks so much it's unbelievable. You won't get people to do it willingly, except for the rare player who actually enjoys it. Most are just content to do it because you lose horribly guaranteed if you don't have a good bot.

I like being bot o_o

Bottom is all about counter picking.

If you are serious about Dominion, learn to play a bunch of bottoms yourself.

I love playing bottom and dominating. Do a switch mid/late game to top for carry lulz.

That, sir, is very fun.