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You have to poop mid game but your afk might make you lose

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GaryMFing0ak ?? Senior Member
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01-09-2012

Go to the doctor to find out how you have sudden and extreme needs to move your bowels that cannot wait.

Or, stop queuing when you have to take a ****.

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Morinav ?? Senior Member
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01-09-2012

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**** in a plastic bag
While having plastic bags on-hand is a pro maneuver showing great foresight, you still need the mental fortitude to use a sock. Only then will you have the grit of a plat player.

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MustBMagic ?? Senior Member
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01-09-2012

1. Invest in portable camping toilet
2. Mod it into your chair
3. Problems solved forvever

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KarlWayneJenkins ?? Senior Member
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01-09-2012

Depends if you got the squirts...

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MrGiraffeington ?? Senior Member
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01-09-2012

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Poop on floor blame dog.
lol

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Ohtheinasnity ?? Senior Member
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01-09-2012

depends on how bad you have to go (usually based on the consistency of turd)

If it's class 5 emergency, tell your team "house on fire brb"

Another good one is "**** the cops are here" *alt-f4*

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Darth Melkor ?? Senior Member
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01-09-2012

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

BATHROOOMMM

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lmfao!
+1 for epic South Park reference

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MrGiraffeington ?? Senior Member
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01-09-2012

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(usually based on the consistency of turd)
*vomit*

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Rosuke ?? Senior Member
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01-09-2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVLyD-c0Wg4
Dis

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Fruitstrike Fruitstrike's Avatar ?? Software Engineer
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01-18-2012

Depends.


GET IT?!?!?! *slaps knee*


No, but in all seriousness, I have had this exact situation happen to me in a RANKED game. Fortunately I was playing with a premade team of 5, so I got on Ventrilo and I said "Guys, I'm REALLY REALLY sorry about this, but you will have to cover for me for about 7 to 12 minutes. This is a Code Brown emergency!" They were totally cool with it and cracking up and making fun of me, which made them far less upset at me when I got back and enemy team had baron buff and taken out 2 base turrets lol...

Mother Nature is like a Summoner. I have to do her bidding. Let's just say that at that point she had already destroyed my inhibitor...

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