Originally Posted by fruitvoltage
Do you have any explicit feelings for Tristana?
And do you remember the day you went 0/4/1? Whats your excuse for that?
Tristana? Umm... no, not really? And yes, I do remember that day when I went 0-4. *Looks at Sir Koopaman very disdainfully* Thankfully the guy can control me better now and how do you know so much about my matches? Are you friends with him? Or do you stalk him?
Originally Posted by Ask Luxanna
Hi Captain Teemo!
Why have you begun calling yourself "Sir Koopaman"? Is that your surname?
And which do you prefer, being an long range damage dealer like Ashe or being mage? What goes through your mind when you get mushroom kills after the enemy team has defeated you?
Sir Koopaman isn't me, that's the summoner who has set up this thing for me. No, sir Koopaman is not my surname. I would rather be a long range damage dealer like Ashe because I could use my darts very efficiently plus I don't want to spend the time learning how to be a mage.
Originally Posted by AskPantheon
How do you have that ridiculous look of confidence on your face when you face someone who is 3 times your size?
Pantheon, the Artisan of War
Because people like you throw spears at me and when I blind them, they always miss.