Originally Posted by Ask Talon
I doubt you've ever collected a bounty on someone like me, no offense to your skills.
Don't get too full of yourself, Talon. Okay, fine, most of my money comes from rolling drunks in to Caitlyn's office, but don't think you're the only real deal I've ever met. I'm famous for a reason, boy, and it's not just because my name sounds cool.
...It's... Distracting in combat.
Really? It is? Why would it be? I have no idea what the problem is! Innocent face.
Originally Posted by Ask Luxanna
Hello Miss Fortune!
As a self-professed pirate hunter, what do you think of your place within Bilgewater's society, on account of its economy being driven almost entirely by piracy on the high seas? Do you think there can be a Bilgewater without piracy, and how would you go about implementing such change if given the chance? For example, if after renouncing piracy, would you honor the claims of Ionia and Bandle City for restitution of past crimes?
-Lady Crownguard the Luminous
Piracy is a plague on Bilgewater, but there are many, many good people there, too. My place is among them. Now, a Bilgewater without piracy... it's a dream, but I'm not sure it'll ever really happen. It certainly won't happen overnight, anyway. The economy is so driven by it, there'll have to be an equally profitable industry slowly put in its place. We can fish up a storm, but that's not really enough... maybe if we could properly train the drunks that pass for pirates around here, organize'em all, and work as a freelance navy for hire? I'm sure Demacia and Noxus would pay to have some extra muscle in their silly dispute.
Hey, I'm not just a pretty face.
We'd definitely give Ionia and Bandle City something. As the government leader, I had nothing to do with anything, but as a sign of good faith, definitely.
Originally Posted by SuperMan Pix
*Lulu walks in the room, having a conversation with Pix*
"...and NO i don't know if this person we're gonna meet IS a natural red head, so please STOP asking me Pix-"
*Lulu notices the the hand Cannons Shock & Awe*
*Lulu picks up Awe and steadies it with a rifle grip*
"Pew" "Pew" "PEW!"
*Lulu pulls the trigger*
*there is now a hole in one of the walls*
-Lulu and Pix
I AM a natural red head, and I'll ask you not to play with anything that uses gunpowder unless you know what you're doing.
Originally Posted by Dear Veigar
Care to tell me, your FUTURE OVERLORD...
Do you plan to hunt me?
If so, I welcome you with open arms. And an open portal to the spacial plane.
As far as I know, Noxus's weird justice system took the bounty off your head, because apparently breaking out of prison isn't a crime if you impress the guards doing it. So no, I have no reason to hunt you right now.