Steelworker, college student.

I'm unemployed trying to become a youtuber, now I will shamelessly post my channels.

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheTriforceRadioShow/videos

http://www.youtube.com/user/ObediahGenocide/videos

http://www.youtube.com/user/IamBetaGames/videos

I work for the government ? Err...

"Senior Beauty Adviser" at Walgreens :P
Just means I am in charge of the cosmetics department lol

youth minister

Ap mid

I'm a 15 year old :P
No job

I work as a CM (Clinical Manager) at George Junior Republic, which is a campus designed to house kids who are placed there by the courts for abusive families, or because they commited a crime that didn't require jail time (usually due to age).

5-0

Since you guys know what I do now... here are some randomly selected jobs in random order that I've done before Riot:

Snowboard Instructor
Law Office Intern
CEO of a start up company
English localizer for an indie French game studio.
CTO of an auditing company
Partner/Producer of a software development studio
Disneyland Operations Administrator (read: Ride Operator.... Star Tours & other Tomorrowland stuff)
ATT uverse sales
Indie music producer
Front man (guitar/vox) of a punk band

among some other more random things ;P