Originally Posted by dreamshade
Hey Elementz, there's this girl I really like but I'm not sure how to approach her. How should I build runes / masteries?
Hey Elementz, I have a bunch of roaches in my apartment. I try to kill them but they never seem to die. I think roaches make better tanks than Alistar. Why aren't they on your tier list?
Answer to question 1!
For runes I'd put in my red slots +1.12 flat to listening to bull****. This is going to help you for the conversations that you just really don't care about. Girls love this. For blues and yellows I'd go with the pretty standard Pretending to Care per level yellows and for blues I'd go with Yes I have a Visa and a Nice Car blues flats. This will increase your chances of you carrying a conversation past the initial approach. For quints ima gonna have to go with gold per 5 runes. Girls like shiny things that they can wear and spend. Gold being able to be sold for money or worn makes for a the absolute perfect quints.
Masteries I'd go with have to stress going into the casual tree. You want to max out 4/4 Im Confident not Cocky, 3/3 Yes im wearing Deodorant, 4/4 I have a small dog that's fluffy and you can pet it if we can hook up later, and finally 1/1 She's never wrong.. EVER. This setup makes you seem cool and smell nice. This will help with the approach and the actual dating part of the girl. The 21 point skill She's never wrong... EVER getting this will help you avoid ridiculous fights that you know she's clearly wrong but it's not worth the wraith that comes after you tell her she's wrong. Bite your tongue and smile because on the inside you know your right
This setup is pretty ideal for going after girls you have trouble approaching and it will almost insure a successful dating arrangement!
Answer to question 2!
Roaches are very hard to kill but they don't have enough CC or damage. Sure they are tanky but what goods being tanky if you aren't gonna kill anything in a team fight? When playing as Roaches its hard to control your character as it seems to automatically try to scurry away from any combat and sunlight. This can make it difficult to CS and harras or kill the enemy champions. So overall Roaches can be used to tank damage well in pub games but competitively I just don't see them being picked
This is why I have yet to put them on my tier list.
ps: not being sexist, just joking around
Don't take offense when im just messing around!