Can I see one of your yordle guns I collect weapons I want to see if its worth adding

You're not touching my gun. I don't even let Teemo touch it. You can get one yourself if you want. All you have to do is go through years of gruelling training, and if you're good enough the Megling Commandoes might allow you to train even more to become one of them, but I doubt they would even then, since, and correct me if I'm wrong, you aren't a Yordle.

geez getting yordle weapons is so hard

Of course it's hard! Do you think it would be safe if anyone could just go to the store and buy a giant cannon capable of leveling a building?

I do beleave I got something simular for free

hey trist,who's you're least favorite champ to with and/or against on summoners rift?

You and Teemo aren't together? Really?!

I mean... not that I care. Pfft.

Oh, right, uh... questions. I had a question. Er....

What do you like to do when you're not fighting?

Trist what do you think of Kennen?

I haven't really come to hate anyone in particular, although as I said earlier, Ziggs makes me uncomfortable.
I don't like fighting Ahri. I really don't like it when she uses charm on me. I'm not on that side of the fence! That one time in commando school doesn't count!

Oh, did I really just say that out loud?

No Rumble, we're not together. I guess that makes me *sigh* single.

I spend a lot of my time outside the fields of justice at my real job (I am a soldier, after all), but in my free time I like to...hmm. I'll have to get back to you on that, I'm not really sure.

*Thinking* "Come on think of something, he'll start following you around if you don't"

I think that Kennen is a very talented individual who I have great respect for and, ah, who am I kidding, I wanna give him a big hug! He's so huggable!

Hi there, girl! I was just talking with my Hubby, and he really wanted to know how you think your legs would hold up if they were attached to a 250 torso.

- The Luckiest Gal Around

EDIT: To clear up any sort of confusion, not YOUR legs specifically, but Yordle legs in general.