mid or I feed Baron

Rammus repels foes with his E

Morde isn't n1 anymore

EUHEUHEUH

Sona can speak but she's flat as a board.

Baron places a damaging curse on the cruel team that slays him.

In a parallel world Xin Zhao gets buffed

Sejuani is a signature character from the beginning of the game. Ashe was mentioned early on in the JoJ, but only recently came out, and was found to be boring and useless.

Requiem costs health for Karthus, but makes all enemy champions sit there for three seconds.

Even in a parallel universe, Requiem is a ridiculous ability.

In an alternate universe it's soraka that's always the answer, not karthus.

Eve is OP, Leblanc is a late game champ,Ahri's ult is charged and Lee sin is balanced! Wow!