O Mighty IronStylus, Wise Parrot and Sovereign Avian Master of the Skies, Sipper of Chamomile and Defender of the Community,
By your Nashorian Lieutenant Dr. Professor Lyte, PhD, Tireless Guardian of Civility, we pledge to purify ragers and whiners in the great crucible of internet flame, the Tribunal.
Grant us our 5 IP per case, so that we may save up for your classy and elegant champions.
And may your mighty, festively-colored wings shield the falsely accused, and succor them with chamomile and crackers.

http://na.leagueoflegends.com/tribunal/

Maybe this is dumb, or unnecessary, but the garbage I have to wade through when judging Tribunal makes me think this is worthwhile.

The point of this thread: remind people to do Tribunal today, everyday.
Please keep it bumped with your posts.

So: if you see this, and haven't done Tribunal today, please do your set of cases. You're now allowed to vote after 20 seconds, which really moves it along when you see "F-CK YOU C-NT IM GONNA F-CKING RAPE YOU" in the third line of the chat transcript.

WHEN FINISHED, PLEASE POST HERE TO KEEP THIS BUMPED.

Maybe how many you pardoned. Or just "Did my 15 today!"

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I undertake the honorable duty of providing this thread its first bump.

Please keep this on the front page of GD!

Someday, perhaps we can have a LoL community we can bring friends into without the need to offer profuse apologies as we do so.

A downvote? HA!

http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wik...awn/Background

Hah! +1 just for how hilariously this thread is phrased! Well done =)

Also.. for duty's sake!

Urgot says: "Must...punish..."

Don't be an Urgot! Read the case!

brb doing my tribunal cases.

I'd say around 5. Been a long time though.

Voted punish on every single case today, so terrible...

First case I got, I managed to pardon and was like YAY! Maybe there's hope after all!

...Second case was a close one, borderline, but not too bad... until their third game where they just let loose full on.

After that... no one else was even close to a pardon, and a few I was ready to punish before the 20 second cool down was even done, just by flicking the scroll wheel down and seeing a string of OMFG U ****ING STUPID RETARDED NOOBS WTF IS WRONG WITH U I BAN U ALL FOREVER REPORT EVERYONE ON MY ****ING TEAM.

Oh well. Still, I did get a pardon..

Just pardoned someone.
Worst they did was non-offensive swearing and "gg noobs."

Feels good, man.

Edit: Few cases later: Guy trolls all game, intentionally feeds ('im feeding"), generally a terrible person to communicate with. Then says "I have a wife and two kids." Must have gotten married when he was 10.