I might be the only one to notice something strange here, or not, but I have to say something.
I've noticed that many of our feathery overlords posts in this thread contain the words 'Painting', 'Brush', 'Stroke', or combinations there of. I now submit to the League community that we may have a Moon-themed, Asian styled, champ using some form of a paintbrush or calligraphy pen to make the league bleed.
The first thing that popped into my mind was Taoist priest of awesomeness. This could be me totally over thinking the text that Mr. Stylus has giving us or one of the best things ever.