Originally Posted by Ask Vladimir

Orianna, she is not bad, she is just a little ambitious, so it is probable for her to ask for more gold if she sees that much, anyway please don´t tell Saraha anything about it, or you will cause Draven to be poor in seconds.




Vlad returns from the bathroom after puking, then he facepalms. After this, I think, Tem'rak will win this bet, no one will ever "cream" anything before this trauma ends. Why udyr, WHY?

Man, Talon, Draven, Garic, what is wrong with him, don't you smell something funny?

Originally Posted by Ask the Monkey

((I find it hard to separate the narration from the dialogue)))

Originally Posted by Ask Vladimir

Vlad returns from the bathroom after puking, then he facepalms. After this, I think, Tem'rak will win this bet, no one will ever "cream" anything before this trauma ends. Why udyr, WHY?

Man, Talon, Draven, Garic, what is wrong with him, don't you smell something funny?

Originally Posted by Ask Vladimir

(( Whatever is not in italics, vladirmir said is outloud, ))

Originally Posted by Ask the Monkey

Can I watch? HAHAHAHAH....I don't why I asked when I'm going to watch it regardless of your answer.

Originally Posted by NikkishallDye

Wait...what happened to teaching me...

O_O

Tem'rak realizes what Fortune said, and falls backwards, out cold. Again.

Originally Posted by Dear Morgana

Morgana has a look of reluctant amusement and utter glee.

"And so was I."

Originally Posted by Ask Drav

I'm sorry did you just say, the Mistress, the clockwork girl, Morgana and you Sarah were gonna pole dance? Just a pole dance? Or would you do a lap dance if I threw down some money? Viktor might come so I'll pay for the clockwork girl to give him a dance.

Originally Posted by Ask Vladimir

I was too late. But it is of no importance, now that I am here, I will enjoy the time. Draven, Fellow Noxian, come here. Vladimir gets closer to Draven. Man you are a genius, If they accept the lap dance part. I will treat you as much lap dances as you wish. And all of the beer aswell. Lets wait for their answer.

Originally Posted by Ask Drav

Just in case though...

Draven teleports out then reappears a few minutes later dropping an enormously large sack of gold on the ground with a heavy thud.

The amount in there alone is enough for Fortune to buy herself two brand new ships and a small row boat. Now who wants some Draven?

Originally Posted by Ask the Monkey

What's a lap dance?

Originally Posted by Ask Vladimir

Vladimir laughs
Careful Draven. If you show all of your money before the dance they may abuse your wallet. I would recommend the hiding of that gold, before Sarah notices. After all she is greedy as a good person from Bilgewater.

Originally Posted by AskUdyr

"We do."

The doors to the building burst open, steel and wood splintering from the force as light floods in. Udyr storms into the room and leaps up on stage. Pointing dramatically at Miss Fortune he continues, "It is time to show you that none surpass Udyr in what he puts his mind to. You think you can dance?" He leaned his head back, emitting a loud laugh, "Hah! We shall show you the might of Udyr on your own playing field. Watch and weep, mortals, for this shall make the Heavens themselves envious."

With that said, Udyr rips his clothes off to reveal a very tight nurse's outfit stretched across his massive body. Grabbing the pole so hard it bends under his grip, he starts his sensual dance. Hooking his leg over the steel, he spins around three times before lifting his entire body upwards, his nurse outfit having disappeared and now wore a sexy Nun outfit. The headdress flopped down his back as he suspended himself in midair before gliding the pole twixt his muscled butt cheeks downwards. Quickly standing he walked over to Tem'rak, now wearing a police outfit similar to Officer Caitlyn, short skirt and all. His heels clicked with every step as he tossed a pair of handcuffs at him before making his way back to the stage.

Slapping his leg, he grabbed the metal pole and suspended himself parallel to the ground. From here, he started doing leg movements that would make the most practiced prostitute blush. He was surprisingly very flexible for a man his size, he demonstrated as much as he stretched his foot over his head, hooked it to the metal pole, and using the sheer strength of his fingers, spiraled downwards to the ground. Once more his outfit changed through pure mystique. This time he let his wild hair flow downwards, wore a half buttoned tight white blouse, yet another disgusting short skirt and had a ruler in hand.

Looking at Draven, Udyr wiggled his eyebrows, "Oi, Draven. Need Udyr to teach you a thing or two?"

The beast man roared in laughter as he continued his dance, now his outfits changing every second between these four. For lack of a better term, he was stance dancing stripper outfits. Minutes later he released the pole and slid across the stage, wearing nothing but a pair of very tight panties and a very low cut bra. A bucket of water splashed down on him, making his body glisten and his long hair slick back. He got to his feet and stumbled over to Miss Fortune, grinning widely, "That, is how you strip dance. Ionian Sutra, page 166 to 180, figures 2 to 41."

Anyone within a hundred meter radius would note that he was very, very, very, very intoxicated. Beyond human reason.

Anyone with a single sensible thought would realize this would perhaps be the only time he would do such a thing. A sane person would most likely try to escape, however these were League champions.

Originally Posted by AskUdyr

"We do."

The doors to the building burst open, steel and wood splintering from the force as light floods in. Udyr storms into the room and leaps up on stage. Pointing dramatically at Miss Fortune he continues, "It is time to show you that none surpass Udyr in what he puts his mind to. You think you can dance?" He leaned his head back, emitting a loud laugh, "Hah! We shall show you the might of Udyr on your own playing field. Watch and weep, mortals, for this shall make the Heavens themselves envious."

With that said, Udyr rips his clothes off to reveal a very tight nurse's outfit stretched across his massive body. Grabbing the pole so hard it bends under his grip, he starts his sensual dance. Hooking his leg over the steel, he spins around three times before lifting his entire body upwards, his nurse outfit having disappeared and now wore a sexy Nun outfit. The headdress flopped down his back as he suspended himself in midair before gliding the pole twixt his muscled butt cheeks downwards. Quickly standing he walked over to Tem'rak, now wearing a police outfit similar to Officer Caitlyn, short skirt and all. His heels clicked with every step as he tossed a pair of handcuffs at him before making his way back to the stage.

Slapping his leg, he grabbed the metal pole and suspended himself parallel to the ground. From here, he started doing leg movements that would make the most practiced prostitute blush. He was surprisingly very flexible for a man his size, he demonstrated as much as he stretched his foot over his head, hooked it to the metal pole, and using the sheer strength of his fingers, spiraled downwards to the ground. Once more his outfit changed through pure mystique. This time he let his wild hair flow downwards, wore a half buttoned tight white blouse, yet another disgusting short skirt and had a ruler in hand.

Looking at Draven, Udyr wiggled his eyebrows, "Oi, Draven. Need Udyr to teach you a thing or two?"

The beast man roared in laughter as he continued his dance, now his outfits changing every second between these four. For lack of a better term, he was stance dancing stripper outfits. Minutes later he released the pole and slid across the stage, wearing nothing but a pair of very tight panties and a very low cut bra. A bucket of water splashed down on him, making his body glisten and his long hair slick back. He got to his feet and stumbled over to Miss Fortune, grinning widely, "That, is how you strip dance. Ionian Sutra, page 166 to 180, figures 2 to 41."

Anyone within a hundred meter radius would note that he was very, very, very, very intoxicated. Beyond human reason.

Anyone with a single sensible thought would realize this would perhaps be the only time he would do such a thing. A sane person would most likely try to escape, however these were League champions.

Originally Posted by Ask Fortune

Uh... yeah, nothing against you personally, but new guy, it takes a little while to get into the pole dance circle.