Model of the League of Legends Player Base
Sung to the tune of 'Modern Major General'
by Gilbert and Sullivan from 'Pirates of Penzance'
I am the very model of the League of Legends Player base
I start all games with Doran's things and checking bushes with my face
And if I die it was because you didn't say or do a thing
Flash and ignite the only spells my summoner is summoning
Then once the game has started I will leave to do what I must do
I'll make a promise to your face then lie like Peter Molyneux
I'll keep on fighting wraiths although a big team fight is starting mid
Call solo top and insta-lock although three others also did.
[Chorus] - Call solo top and insta-lock although three others also did
- Call solo top and insta-lock although three others also did.
- Call solo top and insta-lock although three others also did they did.
I will buy 2 pairs of boots so that I will start going fast
And Tri-force on Soraka because Phreak said it would be a blast
In short in raging at my team and always being out of place
I am the very model of the League of Legends Player base
[Chorus] - In short in raging at his team and always being out of place
- He is the very model of the League of Legends Player base
Yes we can start on Baron even though we're only level 6
and blame our losses on their team's elaborate computer tricks
I know my ping's 500 but I'm downloading a lot of things
Get hit by Chogath's rupture because I don't get those colored rings
You really have to trust me I get good when I have made some gold
Use rocket grab on Alistair because my feet were getting cold
I really don't know what you think the huge important problem is
I always get five Chalices whenever I am playing Fizz
[Chorus] - He always gets five Chalices whenever he is playing Fizz
- He always gets five Chalices whenever he is playing Fizz
- He always gets five Chalices whenever he is playing Fizzy Fizz
I used the builds the pros do and because of that I always win
Unless I accidentally walk into their grouped up team again
In short in raging at my team and always being out of place
I am the very model of the League of Legends Player base
[Chorus] - In short in raging at his team and always being out of place
- He is the very model of the League of Legends Player base
When I know precisely what is meant by MIAs and Yellow Pings
When I spot unique passives on my chalices and other things
When I have played more characters that Corki, Graves, and Master Yi
And when I know precisely what is meant by the term G&G
When I look at my team comp and will work with all the other guys
When I can give advice not swearing threats of making people die
In short when there's the chance that I have human-like morality
At least I will be better than I certainly did used to be
[Chorus] -At least he will be better than he certainly did used to be
-At least he will be better than he certainly did used to be
-At least he will be better than he certainly did used to be to be
My League of Legends knowledge is at best quite rudimentary
But nice to know that I'm not a statistical anomaly
In short in raging at my team and always being out of place
I am the very model of the League of Legends Player base
[Chorus] - In short in raging at his team and always being out of place
- He is the very model of the League of Legends Player base
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