ezreal should never be banned in matches again.
look at the poor bi curious blond!
doesnt it just make your heart die.

i'd say it does, because i had originally intended that essay to apply to the game in general; i just put examples of casters/ranged DPS there

i think this was answered like a few pages ago, and it was answered a million times, but at least you're not getting pissed like most of the cho'gath players that come in here, so i'll oblige you

A: He does almost no damage. I know Blitz is supposed to be a tank/support, but the best tanks/support either have game-changing abilities that totally overshadow their mediocre damage. Shen's only got Vorpal Blade/Ki Strike but makes up for it with a global "lol i save u" ult that turns ganks around as well as a taunt that also helps him close the distance, combined with a good damage shield. On the support side, Taric has the second-best single target stun in the game (I main Sion so I'm biased), the best single target heal, an AoE armor buff/debuff, and an AoE damage buff. He can also restore mana and reduce his heal's cooldown by auto-attacking, and he's one tough nut to crack because of his heal/armor aura.

B: His abilities are mediocre. Blitzcrank's signature ability, Rocket Grab, is relatively easy to dodge and if a tank jumps in front of it, it's a free initiate. After Rocket Grab...he has Power Fist, which is a single target knock-up. That's...cool, but not that great. Overdrive *slows him down* afterwards and the bonuses it gives aren't totally fabulous. His ultimate can potentially give him away if he's in a bush and it's a 500 damage AoE nuke on an absurd cooldown.

He's potentially good if...say, you and the enemy team had brain farts in draft mode and banned Shen/Amumu/Garen/Rammus...or something. I dunno. It's a shame because the most fun I have in this game is when I roll Blitzcrank/Sion with a great friend of mine. He grabs, I stun, and good things happen. But if we don't win the game by 20 minutes, it kinda becomes 4v5. ;[

The buffs don't seem that great. He won't be dead weight late game since he'll still be healing for half his health WITH ignite on him, and the cleaver buff is pretty good. I dunno, they don't seem enough...maybe I'm wrong. I'll have to try him out when the servers come up, because I freaking love Mundo.

Lol well I dunno if I can out do the other guys advice XD but I can sure try too..

Geeky women are indeed are a strange case and in many ways MUCH harder to catch one as they are quite rare, and then even if you find one, as you said.. She's probably dating that jerk off from college who doesn't wash his hair and writes songs for her on his acoustic guitar while she's out paying the bills. So here's what I'd recommend!

For Reds I'd recommend +1.29 Cosplay per levels runes. Girls love dressing up. Nerdy girls love dressing up like their favorite characters from video games! You dressing up like a dork show's you're confident enough to go out in public looking like a dork to go see a bunch of other dorks to dork it up at the dorkvention err convention! It also gives you an opening line to talk to them! "Hey, are you Katarina from LoL? Why Yes I am! Thanks for noticing! Oh no problem.. Can you guess what I am? Hmm.. Garen from LoL? Yup! .... So you ever get into the lore.. Of LoL at all... /wink" Sharing a common interest is always the best conversation starter and since you're both dorks dressed up you should have no problem getting to know each other!

For Blues and Yellows I am going to have to go with +5 to MMO Skills flats. Nerdy girls LOVE MMO's. World of Warcraft for a more accurate game of where you can find many nerdy girls. The +5 MMO Skills will give you the edge as it grants you all the skill sets you will need to smash nubs at MMO's. She will see your shiny purple's and Glad title while you type /flex on your toon. She will be overcome with "Wow you're so good at this game your in game muscles are huge! Could you teach me to play!" Your hard work has payed off and you got a in to talking to her in game. Group up, do quests, and talk on vent, and maybe a little cyb.. XD. Ohhh yeah. You just bagged a chick playing a video game. WIN WIN SITUATION!

For quints this was an easy choice for these guys. Im going with 3/3 "You play video games? Hell I make video games woman!" A woman interested in your career is almost hook line and sinker, and having a nerdy girl interested in gaming knowing that you work for her favorite game is as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. There's no way that jerk off from college even stands a chance now!

Now for masteries I am thinking a very spread out build but more so specced into the "I work at Riot Games tree. You're defiantly gonna need to get 5/5 I work out at my companies gym. All girls love a healthy man. Don't have to get jacked but taking care of yourself if always a turn on geek or not

You're also gonna need 5/5 Uhh hell yeah i'll be Link and you be Zelda. This ties in with the Cosplay runes we talked about earlier

Then you're gonna need 4/4 in So you remember how I make video games.. What do you say we go back to the studio and we make one together? This will make her very excited as she's getting something personal made for her in the game she loves! But speccing into this mastery is dangerous without getting 2/2 By studio I ment my studio apartment... You may ask why you would take this? Elementz you're stupid! Well it's a prerequisite for 1/1 Old Spice Commercials - THE APARTMENT IS NOW DIAMONDS! All girls love diamonds and what girl doesn't like being taken to an apartment that turns into diamonds!

I hope this helps your boys Zileas. Best of luck in the search for the elusive dorky girls!

Probably because the AS buff synergises with his Bio arcane barrage so much better. A lot of kogmaws dmg with this spec is the 6% max health from BAB, as well as an extra 4% if you get bloodrazors (one of the few characters i actually think it works best on). To be honest, the armor pen from before didnt quite measure up to the amount of extra hits (and damage) you would get with 30% AS. Theres probably a thread with all that data, but since most of his AD damage is actually magical (madreds + BAB), but more importantly, an on-hit effect, hitting more often is enormously better then hitting a little harder when in truth the majority of your early damage will be from the on-hit, regardless of how much actual damage you deal.

Give your toughts on the new champion Elementz

I play teemo alot and honestly I think he is a great char.

Except for one thing, I notice that his in your bottom teir. I'd like to ask, is this because in your opinion he is awful or he doesn't fill out his roll as well as other ranged dps? Cos honestly I would rip into any other ranged carry 1v1 including ez prenerf, tristana, ashe and TF I have never lost a 1v1 with these ranged guys. Or is it because Teemo relies heavily on the rest of the team to carry out there roles before he is effective? I notice that in a team where noone is doing what they are supposed to do, as in no tanks initiating, no actual team fights just alot of 2v5 if you know what i mean and being heavily focused without getting the protection from the team mates he is just god awful. If you focus teemo and my teammates lets them they do nothing. I build teemo as a crit and damage machine i will get to a 75% crit chance with an infity edge and around 350 Damage in most games, allowing me to 3 or 4 shot squishies.

I have had some terrible issues with my net lately and lag and ping so my scores are terrible lately. But i remain the same, teemo isn't really awful he is just team dependant, I can't tell you how many times i've stood back from the team fight, not getting focused until one squishy DPS or Mage runs through it all and focuses me then so does the rest of the team and it gets completely ignored by my team. I also play ninja teemo where if the team is heavily focusing me I will run off hide wait for the fight to be over and take them out one by one, the risk here is the other team mates knowing my 'spot' and coming for me.

I eagerly await the update for this patch.

take a look at malz after today's patch? just curious, he's had some pretty major buffs lately and i think you should play a few games with him and see if he's still **** tier or not

you're not even ranked bro