In short, take a gameplay features(or lack thereof) that exists for gameplay purposes only and attempt to explain it away using lore or whatever wild explanations you can come up with.

The explanations must have some relevant thought put into it as though you're an amateur video game lore writer. The person above you will provide you with a gameplay feature, the person below is responsible for explaining away that gameplay feature, and afterwards provide one for the person below him!

For example...

"Why is Gragas able to control when his barrel explode when using his Q?"

BAD Answer: Because magic

GOOD Answer: Gragas doesn't control when the barrels explode when using Q. Rather, he accurately predicts when his barrels will deal the most damage upon explosion, so he shakes his barrel cask like it's a can of soda with different degrees of intensity to control how long afterwards till it explodes, and rolls it at the location. It only looks like he controls when the barrel explodes because that's how good he is at predictions. He acts like an idiot drunk to hide the fact that he's just that good at calculating enemy positions.



Next Question: Why does every 5th spell of Annie's stun the target?

With each spell that is cast, Annie becomes more confident with her ability to manipulate the mysterious powers of flame-magic. After some practice, she begins to surge more energy into the spell, granting it bonus effects. However, it takes so much effort and energy, she can only do it every once in awhile.

How does Shen's Vorpal Blade heal allies that attack a marked enemy?

So hard...

When Shen's Vorpal Blade hits an enemy, it uses his health. But it saps the enemy's health, so he loses none. When allies attack the enemy, some of the excess flows into them, healing them based on Shen's health.

Next Question: How does Fizz walk through Jarvan's Ult?

Fizz actually moves with lightning speed, but doesn't show it because it would be too OP. He looks like he is walking through Jarvan's ult, but in reality he is climbing over it so quickly you cannot see.

Why does Ahri's charm work on everyone, even females and robots?

Wait.....seriously?! It must feel like playing a WW and having your ult cancelled by GP's oranges.


In Ionian spiritualism, the colour pink is the colour of "drunk hostility". Ionians believe that pink energy is present in the souls of everyone, but if their level of pink energy overloads, they automatically become intoxicated as though drunk, and will display hostility towards the source of excess pinkness.

Ahri's charm fires a concentrated heart-shaped bubble of pink energy, the target hit by it will briefly go into a drunken stupor(hence the slowed state) as they try futile-ly to tackle Ahri(hence why they walk towards her). The reason this affects robots as well is because, despite not being organic beings, their sentience has generated a primitive soul, thus, vulnerability to pink energy overload.




Why do only the newly released champions have a Recall animation while older champions don't?

Because Ahri's charm is secretly a form of mind control that also screws with a robots circuits. (sorry if it sucks)

Why does Volibear's Frenzy do more damage the less hp the target has.

oi! You're supposed to answer the question of the one immediately above you, not skip over it to answer a previous one!

hp is a measure of not just physical health, but the state of a unit armour and clothing as well. The reason why Frenzy does so much damage is because the less health the champion has, the more pieces of clothes and armour the champion lost.



Why do only the newly released champions have a Recall animation while older champions don't?

Their all jelouse of Draven b/c his recall animation earned him respected with the older cast. Now all the newbie champs try to steal his thunder.

Why does Koggy look like a catapillar and not a lobster?

Because Kog'Maw is actually the pupal form of Cho'Gath

Why is Darius able to refresh his ult timer when he uses it as a finishing blow?

Darius is an extreme sadist who gets a burst of adrenaline upon killing someone with his axe. If his axe lands a killing blow, he becomes extremely excited and will push his body to pull such a feat again. If he fails to land a killing blow, he loses his high and the excitement of killing disappears.



Why is Shen the ninja, a TANK?