Geod walks a bit timidly into the champion's abode - he's never been comfortable around celebrities in the first place. Opening the door, he walks in on an unusual situation to say the least - a bloody sorceress holding a frighten squirrel in an apartment, with some sort of pixie hovering nearby.
"Ma'am, er, what happened to you? And shouldn't rodents be kept outside of houses?"
He opens a window, walks over and wrestles the squirrel out of Lulu's hands only to throw the unsuspecting champion out the window into a nearby tree. He then pulls out a first-aid kit from his satchel to treat the yordle.
((No ornithopter delivery here, just a clueless idiot.))