Granted, but Riot, closet Halo fans, simultaneously release Master Chief with the same abilities but with stronger stats.

I will that all passives stacked, "unique" or not

Granted, but now you can only buy items with unique passives.

I wish there was an item to counter True-damage.

Granted, but the item only resists in flat damage increments of 10 per item.

I wish my girlfriend played league of legends.

Granted, but she only plays one champ the whole time, not even practicing any others, causing you to lose everytime someone autolocks her champion because she has to play a champion she doesn't know.

I wish people could have fun more in random games and save the trash talk and sore loser-ness for ranked.

Granted. but now ranked has 100% of those trolls, making it a 100% chance of finding a troll / rage quit noob.

I wish LeBlanc could keep her super bursty early game damage for the entire game without being super fed.

Granted. but in exchange for these powers, her beautiful face has been transformed into a big hairy pen15.

I wish shaco had a new skin.

Granted, but you have to buy it for $100 worth of RP, even though it is a recolor with no new particles.

I wish I could play LoL (My laptop I play LoL with is broken atm =( )

Granted, but you can only use free week champions, and are not allowed to buy any.

I wish riot would buff Talon slightly, to make him stronger. (not saying he sucks, but a buff would be nice)

Granted, but the slight buff is in a complete rework, making him more useless then Teemo. but he is stronger.

I wish Karma was free. (really, she hasn't been free since season 1 if I recall)

Granted, but her Move speed has been reduced to 100 for the week.

I wish I got a dollar everytime anyone in LoL said "gg" or "noob"