you were to walk out your front door and step on a mushroom, which explodes as Teemo unstealths in front of you and shoots you in the eye with a blow dart?

i wouldn't do anything i would already be dead hahahaa

I would step on him.

i would cook it and eat it

stand still and hope i turn invisible

Step on him then watch his body fall over on the ground as I remove my foot.

Put out some d-CON before I go to bed that night and toss the body in the trash the next morning.

turn into chogoth and eat him... its only logical

I'd flash back inside and close the door. Then I'd call animal control.