This tale starts years ago, when Runeterra was still long in conflict. He was born of two young, and deeply in love Manatee's named Arfella and Oofer. In honor of the Legendary Manatee who ate over 1,000 fish in one day, they named him Urf. Urf grew up as a small manatee, and was always the shy one. On family hunting trips, he would have to stay with his parents while the other boys would try to catch a fish. Urf never had a passion for catching. He wanted to be a fighter.
This dream was absurd to almost all Manatee's. No Manatee fights, all they do is eat fish. Fish fish fish. His father would slap him every time he spoke of this dream. But Urf was determined to reach this dream, he would do whatever he could to become the greatest fighter in the world. He began practicing flopping around on land, in order to be able to move during fights. He began to attempt to utilize his belly as a weapon. The dawn of Urf's fighting days had finally arrived.
On the way to the fighting arenas of Bilgewater, he met an eager fighter who went by a pretty simple name. Jax, is what he called himself. Urf and Jax shared the same dream, to become the greatest champions the world had ever known. Jax used a sword, and suggest Urf pick one up himself. Urf, quickly went into the ocean, and picked up a raw herring. As he returned, Jax was nowhere to be found. So Urf registered to fight, and become the very best, like no one ever was.
He was quickly destroyed, going on a 0-28 lose streak. He was the worst fighter that had ever registered. At this time, he heard of a place called the League of Legends, and a fighter named Jax. A quick view and he then learned that this was the very same Jax he met before, and he had won 152 games in a row. Urf now had to prove to Jax, he could be a champion too. He tried to find a real weapon, and in order to save up joined Sal****er Fish Shack & Burgers.
He worked part time, but after the 12th time a chef tried to cook him, he took a Spatula and left. With his Fish and Spatula, he was determined to be able to qualify for the League of Legends. He won 3 games in a row, after losing 5. Then, one of the champions from the League of Legends came down to advertise for it. His name was Corki. As Corki showed off his multiple aeroverhicles, Urf pried an M60 off one of them, and decided that, he was going to use THIS as his weapon.
Sadly, Urf learned you need thumbs to fire a gun correctly, but still kept it to intimidate his opponents. He became determined. After beating the baddies in his ELO, he was finally able, and ready, to qualify for the League of Legends. As he waddled up, and Heywan Revilash gave him a formal greeting. He had 2 days to prepare for this first match ever. As he stepped in, Jax was waiting for him. He gave him a handshake. They were teammates now, and they were going to win.
Two days later, they entered Summoners Rift. Urf had never seen anything greater then this area. Jax followed up up the lane, as Corki took the middle, and Alistar and Annie took the bottom lane. They noticed only Nidalee was against them. As Jax told Urf to check the bushes, Warwick leaped out, attacking Urf rapidly and vigoursly. Due to the mistake of Heywan and the Adjuticators, they had forgot to link Urf to the summoners pad. They soon realized, as Urf's bloody body hit the ground. He was actually dead.
The Adjuticators rushed out, attempting to bring him back. No, they couldn't. The battle had been paused, and all champions were called to Urf's corpse. Warwick began gutting the body, as the Adjuticators said it was "His Kill". Jax could hardly watch Warwick...Rip his friend apart. As Warwick put on the body, he snarled at Jax, with a chuckle hidden behind it. Jax could hardly hold back his rage at Warwick, and one snarl later, Jax released it. Warwick attempted to swipe at Jax, but this Jax had specce'd in for dodge and had 3 levels in counterstrike, so he dodged every hit. As the Warwick cried "CHEAATING", Jax impaled his lamp post into Warwicks skull.
The sight was brutal, but justice can be brutal. The pole side of the Lamp post went deep through Urf's skin, then ripped through Warwicks furry cranium. Warwick slammed into the ground, but even Jax knew, He'd be coming back. The battle was over, and as they all left, Jax stood where Urf died.
Today, a friend died for Jax, and every year he returns to the Ocean, and drops a Fish, a Spatula, and an M60 in. Never forget urf.