Elegy for a Sea Cow
Alas the poor calf
Cut down in his prime.
Like the bud of a flower,
Taken before its time.
Where were we, his team,
in his hour of need?
He should have first bought
A rejuvenation bead.
We ignored all his pings
And blew every cooldown.
And regarded this creature
as naught but a school clown.
Nidalee, darling,
rend not your dress.
Uldyr, my friend,
beat not your chest.
Janna, stop the storms.
Soraka, light the heavens.
Poppy, call for a truce.
Wild Fate, roll us sevens.
And most daring Jax,
hold your head high.
Urf never faced you,
but in your honor, he died.
Urf may be gone,
but his spatula's near.
Look deep inside yourself
Where you find no fear.
In the big bad wolf,
we can find blame,
but the rage of the beast
not even a goddess could tame.
Among all us heroes,
Urf was less the rasher.
He knew he needed levels
Before facing Baron Nasher.
But at the same time,
He fought hard while laggin',
Charging in bravely
To clobber the Dragon.
He taught us many things,
but the most important was this:
When fighting your enemy,
never give them an inch.
So fight in the purple base,
wage war in the blue.
Remember the Mermaid Prince
was a friend to each of you.
And when you come to fight
in his beloved water,
he will watch over you
like his own son or daughter.
So take up arms,
We League of the Free.
Let your blows be led
by Urf the Manatee.
Pies Poseidon domine
Dona eis requiem.
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