Eh, I remember when I started League of Legends and I was playing in the same room with a RL friend who actually knew what he was doing.

"Focus Heimerdinger"
"What's a 'Heimerdinger'?"
"Umm...focus CoolGuy1234"
"Got it."

It won't take long before people figure out the names of the points. I just wish Zoidberg was one of the names of the points.

this is what we have been saying naturally may not be fun or creative but it was working.

assuming we are the team on the right, (see attachment)

yellow = top
green = bottom
red = push
blue = fall back
white = backdoor

calls are easy this way and familiar with SR.

examples:

push bot - guys in boneyard push mine
BD them - sneaky guy goes refinery
fall back top - fall back to windmill (if we don't have control of windmill fall back to drill)

refinery = Disney castle

Am i the only one seeing that OP failed at naming bottom right and bottom left? which is actually the other way around?

Top = Top
Top Left = Up there
Top Right = Over There
Bottom Left = Bottom
Bottom Right = Bottom

Deal With It.

i say mid top and bot still with the exception of adding lbot rbot, lmid rmid, simple enough

Top=Ping Top
Top Left=Ping Top Left
Top Right=Ping Top Right
Bottom Left=Ping Bottom Left
Bottom Right=Ping Bottom Right