Originally Posted by Ask Talon
We are also paid to do so.
That makes it better? That makes it better, of course it does! And people think our justification makes no sense. Even if we were paid in the traditional sense, that should make it better?
You are paid, we are not. The League does not pay us to be here, we sleep in the forests outside the League, we forage our food there and we live in the wilderness. Indoors unsettles us, the only time we go inside the Institute is to spar, leaving League matches and visiting the bars with Jax, Olaf and Gragas.
Ionia offered to pay for us after we won the Rematch, we had to be held back to not slaughter the impudent wretch.
You may question how then are we able to drink without money? No bartender has asked us for money as of yet...not since that ox incident.
Originally Posted by Jaykoboy
Actually, I was thinking about keeping the cookies themselves within an insulated container to keep that effect from happening, then electrifying the outside and sealing the lid with a ten-number combination lock, afterwards sealing that entire system inside a secret compartment beneath her bed made easily accessible by use of sliding rails that can only be unlocked by a key that she'll always wear around her neck. :3
Do so and we will wring your neck. She does not need more complications in her life.