Originally Posted by AskUdyr
He has HOW MANY in Ionia? Tool, did you have anything to do with any of the champions of Ionia? Be honest, we will know if you lie. Honesty will grant you a much lesser punishment, if any.
As I stated before thirty tw- wait... I missed a few. My apologies please allow me to recount.
Alright now. The total has been raised to Forty six warrants. Three issued from the Lotus Gardens. Two from the Shojin Monastery, one of them from Lee Sin himself. The others come from diffrent parts of Ionia.
Originally Posted by Mordenn
Last time I visited Piltover I recall we had something of a misunderstanding. Yes, admittedly there was the issue off breaking and entering, vandalism, and attempted arson within the Yordle Academy of Piltover, but you have to understand I was a bit tipsy and back home in Bilgewater that's how we express our gratitude to any given city for hosting us. Also Rumble goaded me into it. Surely we can overlook this on future visits? I did rather enjoy my time there and I'd hate to be afraid of snipers upon my return.
PS: You have a very nice hat, and I am also sorry I tried to steal it.
The next time you visit Piltover I will humbly request your first stop be the Sheriff's Office so that I may assign you a watcher. He or she shall make sure you get in no further trouble. But if there is, then I shall have to arrest you personally. As for Rumble? He has been dealt with already and had his lab privileges revoked from Heimerdinger for the time being.
Originally Posted by Ask Ezreal
I know of all our underground tunnels, I'm not above ground too often, so no I haven't heard of it, I'll have to check it out. Hopefully they'll have something stylish that wont cover my hair maybe a visor. Also you're a gun expert, where is the best place to get a scope so I can modify my gauntlet. I'd love to be able to shoot my mystic shots even farther.
Yes, my father and mother are both masters with techmaturgical devices. I am sure if you visit our estate, we can outfit you with something.
~Caitlyn, Sheriff of Piltover